NUT HOUSE….
July 19th, 2005
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is
renowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They
begin by visiting some of the patients.
The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing
ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, “What are you doing?” She
replies, “I’m studying ballet so when I get out of here I can
possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society.”
“Wow, that’s wonderful.”
The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books
next to him. The same question asked to him, “What are you doing?”
“I’m studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical
school when I get out”
Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and
attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room
the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was
persuaded to open it. Inside was a man balancing a peanut on
his penis. The reaction of the psychiatrist, “My God what are
you doing?” The man replied: “I’m fucking nuts and I’m never
getting out of here”