NEW IRS AGENT….
July 19th, 2005
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is
to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he’ll have a little fun with the
old rabbi , so he says, “Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings
from the candles?”
The rabbi says, “We send them to the candle factory, and every
once in a while they send us a free candle.”
The kid says, “And what do you do with the crumbs from your
table?”
The rabbi says, “We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and
every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls.”
The kid says, “And what do you do with the foreskins from your
circumcisions?”
The rabbi says, “We send them to the IRS, and every once in a
while they send us a little prick like you.”