NATIONAL LOVE MAKING….
July 19th, 2005
A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing
love-making.
“Last night I made love to my wife three times” boasted the
Frenchman.
“She was in sheer ectasy this morning…”
“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the
Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful
omelette and told me she could never love another man.”
When the Canadian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
“And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?”
“Once.” he replied.
“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she
say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop.”