NAIVE YOUNG GIRL….
July 19th, 2005
A naive young girl from a small town was visiting friends
in San Francisco. She phoned her mom to let her know how
she was getting along. “Things are rather strange here. I
see men who hold hands, kiss and hug each other. They’re
called ‘gays’ or homosexuals. Even more surprising, there
are women here who do the same things and they are referred
to as ‘lesbians’. You probably won’t believe this, but some
men here put their heads down on a woman’s private parts
and do things with their tongues.”
“Good Lord,” her mom said, “what do they call them?”
“Well, after I caught my breath I called one of them
PRECIOUS!”