MYSTERY PLAY….
July 19th, 2005
A man had a ticket for the theater but when he was seated by
the usher, he found that he was too far from the stage.
He whispered to the usher, “This is a mystery play, and I have
to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll
give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the
usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over
and whispers, “The wife did it.”