MORE SCHOOL SCIENCE YOU WON’T BELIEVE….
July 19th, 2005
The following are actual submissions on a series of
quizzes, tests, and essays. Enjoy…
“The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been
taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose
of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to. ”
“A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight
cuspids, two molars, and eight cuspidors.”
“The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water
tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,
and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
this fight.”
“A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more
extinct it is.”
“Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.”
“Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”
“Liter: A nest of young puppies.”
“Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”