ME WANT BEER….
July 19th, 2005
Indian walks into a bar with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of
Buffalo manure in the other.
He says to the bartender: “Me want beer.”
The bartender says: “Sure Chief, coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in
one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and
blasts it with the shotgun, then he walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
and another bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the bar
and says to the bartender: “Me want beer.”
The bartender says: “Whoa, Tonto, we’re still cleaning up from the
last time you were in here. What was that all about, anyway?
“The Indian says, “Me in training for job as federal employee; drink
beer, shoot the shit, and disappear for a few days.”