MALE CHAUVINIST….
July 19th, 2005
How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.
What is love?
The delusion that one woman differs from another.
Why did God create lesbians?
So feminists couldn’t breed.
Why is a woman like a laxative?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
What s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won’t do as she’s told.
Why are wives like condoms?
They both spend too much time in your wallet, and not enough
time on the end of your dick.
How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
Why the hell should we fix it? We don’t use the damn thing.
What is a wife?
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.
Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand to see a man having a good time.
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them.