Lots of funny insults
July 19th, 2005
1. I’ll never forget the first time i met you….but…I’m tryin.
2. Why don’t you go home now? I think ur cage must be clean.
3. You should really let your hair grow…right down over your face.
4. Hell, i was just thinkin about u yesterday… i was cleanin up some dog shit.
5. When i first spotted you, i thought my eyes were bad… now i wisht they were.
6. I’m not sayin ur a complainer, but when u finish ur dinner, waiters come up to u and say, “sir, was anything alright?”
7. If you stop tellin lies about me, i’ll stop tellin the truth about u!
8. ya know, ur the type of person that’d marry an x-rated star for their money!
9. Your very pressence holds me smell-bound.
10. if they can make penecilin out of moldy bread, surely they can make something out of you.
11. Was the ground cold when u crawled out this morning?