LAWYER JOKE….
July 19th, 2005
The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer.
“I can arrange some things for you, ” the devil said.
“I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love
you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months
of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require
in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls,
and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”
The lawyer thought for a moment. “So, what’s the catch?” he asked.