LAWS OF SLOW PEOPLE….
July 19th, 2005
1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don’t
know each other.
2. They drive side by side, too. If they can’t find another
slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane.
3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never
look in their rearview mirrors, either.
4. Slow people drift sideways so they’ll block the path of
anyone trying to pass them. If two people or vehicles are
trying to get around them at the same time, they drift into
the path of the one that is moving at the highest speed.
5. If you follow behind a slow person in the grocery store
and you’ll wind up with soggy ice cream every time.