INAPPROPRIATE GIFTS….
July 19th, 2005
Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm.
The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back.
Teaches children about warranties.
5,200 Pick Up — a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a
larger version of their favorite game.
The “Learn About Puberty Chia Pet”.
Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL
referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it
can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
The Laff-O-Minit Spellin’ Tootor.
Doggie Dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family
pooch.
Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning
paint tool.
Water Retention Wanda — Teaches kids the principles of the
calendar.
Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
Islamic Strip Poker — lose a hand, lose a hand.