IN TOO FAR….
July 19th, 2005
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed.
‘If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?’ he smirked.
‘Yes,’ said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250,
she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some
gravel and flipped over.
The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the
steering wheel.
‘Go and get help!’ he cried.
‘But I can’t! I’m naked and my clothes are gone!’
‘Take my shoe’ he said ‘and cover yourself.’
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road
and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her
legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor,
‘Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!’
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, ‘There’s nothing I
can do. He’s in too far.’