Holy Water
July 19th, 2005
Three men come into the place of god and ask to drink from the holy water. The preist declines their offer, “In order to drink from the holy water, you must first sin.”
The first man comes back a day later and tells the priest that he robbed a bank. The priest answered, “You may drink from the holy water.
The second man comes back right after the first and tells the priest that he lost his virginity before he was married. The priest answered, “You may drink from the holy water.”
After the second man left, the third man walked slowly to the priest with his head low and fell silent. The priest got impatient, “Well? My brother, what did you do?”
The third man looked up and said, “I peed in the holy water.”