HE SAID - SHE SAID
July 19th, 2005
He said — I don’t know why you wear a bra;
you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said — You wear briefs, don’t you?
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She said — What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said — It’s not my fault — I ran out of money.
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He said — Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted
to make love to you in the worst way.
She said — Well, you succeeded.
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He said — ‘Two inches more, and I would be king’
She said — ‘Two inches less, and you’d be queen’
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He said — What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said — Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said — Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said — Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hallway light on.
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He said — Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said — I would, but you’re never there.
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He said — “Shall we try a different position tonight?”
She said — “That’s a good idea — you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart
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