FARMERS SUPPLIES….
July 19th, 2005
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his
farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket
and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a
couple of chickens and a goose.
Now he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, “Why don’t you put the anvil in the
bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each
arm and carry the goose in your other hand?”
“Hey, thanks!” the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he met a fair young lady with rather large
beautiful breasts. She told him she was lost, and asked,
“Can you tell me how to get to number 1515 Mockingbird Lane?”
The farmer said, “Well, as a matter of fact, I’m going to visit
my brother at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let’s take a short cut and
go down this alley.
We’ll save half the time to get there”.
“How do I know that when we get in to the alley you won’t hold
me up against the wall, pull down my skirt and ravish me?”
“I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, 2 chickens, and a goose.
How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall
and do that?”
“Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the
anvil on top of the bucket, and I’ll hold the chickens.