FAR FROM NECESSARY….
July 19th, 2005
There is a famous saying which states that “necessity is
the mother of invention”, however the inventions on this
list seem far from necessary.
**Makeup That is Tattooed on:
You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when
you’re fifty?
**Colored Elastics For Braces:
As if the braces didn’t make your mouth stand out enough.
**Crayons That Smell:
Oh, good, let’s give kids another reason to eat them.
**Juicers:
Carrot-peach-avocado-rhutabaga-pomegranate-yam juice was not
meant to be.
**Colored Contact Lenses:
Oh, yeah, purple is such a natural eye color.
**Fake Eyelashes:
You shouldn’t be able to braid your eyelashes.
**The Epilady:
Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.
**Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers:
Kleenex does not get chilly.
**Heated and/or Padded Toilet Seats:
Your not supposed to spend the day there. Comfort should not be a
pressing concern. Get in, do your thing, and get out.
**Thong underwear:
Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.
**Doggie Sweaters:
Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.