EASTER CHILDRENS JOKES….
July 19th, 2005
What do you call a bald hare?
A hareless
What do you get if you cross a giant Easter egg with a ride on a rollercoaster?
An upset tummy!
How does the Easter Bunny like his eggs?
Bunny side up
Knock knock
Who’s there?
It’s egg
It’s egg who?
It’s egg-stremely chilly out here, will you just let me in please?!
What do you get if, on a boiling summer’s day, you seal up the windows of a convent with superglue?
Hot cross nuns
Where does the Easter Bunny buy his clothes?
Hop Shop
How many bunnies does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Why bother when you can see in the dark?
What’s a chocolate drop?
Depends what it was carrying
Where does the Easter Bunny go on his holidays?
Bunnydorm
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think my head’s turning into an egg!
Doctor (puzzled): Hmm, let me take a look and see if I can crack it.
Which famous bunny has his own daytime chat show?
Rabbit Kilroy-Silk
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite comedian?
Harey Hill
Why couldn’t the Frenchman finish his Easter dinner?
He’d just had an oeuf.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Easter
Easter who?
Easter doorbell working properly? There was no answer so I thought I’d better knock!
What do you get if you cross the presenter of a Channel 5 karaoke show with a floppy-eared, carrot-munching, cartoon character?
Suggs Bunny
What’s so good about an Easter egg hunt?
It’s egg-sighting!