Drinking To Forget
July 19th, 2005
A guy walks into a bar and orders 12 tequilas. The bartender
asked, “What’s wrong.”
The guy says that he just found out that his younger son is gay.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry about that buddy.”
After a couple of days the guy comes back and orders 15 tequilas.
The bartender enquires, “What’s wrong now?” To which the guy
responds that he found out that his older son was gay, too. The
bartender says that he’s sorry.
The guy returned a few days later and ordered 20 tequilas. The
bartender burst out, “Isn’t anyone in your family gettin’ any
pussy?!” and the guy looks up and sneers, “Yeah, my wife!!!!!”