DRAGONSLAYER….
July 19th, 2005
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He
had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s
voluptuous breasts. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who
was the King’s chief physician. Horatio said “I can arrange it, but I
will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes.” Michael the Dragon Master
readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a
little of it into the Queen’s brassiere while she was taking a bath.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that
only a special saliva would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown such a saliva was only to be in the mouth of Michael the Dragon
Master.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the
imperial command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the
itching lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the
next four hours worked passionately on the Queen’s magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding
payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay
Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
lotion onto King Arthur’s loincloth. And Michael the Dragon Master was
again summoned by the King.
Moral of the story: Pay your bills