CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR LOTS OF THINGS….
July 19th, 2005
Jack O’Leary, drunk, staggers into a Catholic Church, enters
a confessional box, sits down but says nothing. The Priest
coughs a few times to get his attention but Jack just sits
there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
Jack mumbles, “ain’t no use knockin, there’s no toilet paper
on this side either”