COCKROACH….
July 19th, 2005
One quiet evening at home, a man’s doorbell rang. He opened the
door to find a six-foot-tall cockroach standing outside. The
cockroach quickly punched him between the eyes and scuttled away.
The next evening the doorbell rang again. The man opened the door
to find the cockroach was back. This time the big bug punched him,
kicked him, and karate-chopped him before racing away.
On the third evening, the cockroach was back yet again. When the
man opened the door, it jumped at him and stabbed him several times
before running off.
Although gravely injured, he managed to crawl to the telephone and
call for an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, and his life
was saved. The doctor came to visit him during morning rounds the
following day and asked him what had happened. The man explained
about the cockroach’s attacks and the stabbing that almost killed
him.
After a moment’s thought, the doctor said, “Yes, I hear there’s a
nasty bug going around.