CIA
July 19th, 2005
The CIA passed out a test to see who would fit in their assassin program. three people passed and were sent to a room. an agent walked into the room, came up to the first guy and said, “This is a test to determine your loyalty to your country. Your wife is in the next room and what will happen is we’ll give you a gun, and you must kill her with it.” the first guy enters the room, and two minutes later, he comes out of the room crying, saying, “I can’t kill my wife. I love her so much. I just can’t do it.” The agent says, “Sorry, but you don’t belong in the program.” The agent goes up to the second guy and says, “This is a test to determine your loyalty to your country. Your wife is in the next room and what will happen is we’ll give you a gun, and you must kill her with it.” the man enters the room, and ten minutes later comes out saying, “I can’t do it. I love her too much.” The agent comes up to the third guy and tells him the same thing he told to the other two. the third man enters the room, and an hour later, accompanied with sounds of shooting, smashing and screaming, comes out of the room, saying, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was full of blanks, so i had to beat the bitch to death with the chair.”