CAR BROKEN DOWN….
July 19th, 2005
Her car breaks down on the Interstate one day, so the driver
eases it over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats,
who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing
on-coming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing
themselves to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, one of the
worst pile-ups in the history of this highway occurs.
It’s not very long before a police car shows up. The cop,
clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled
vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”
“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.
“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?”
Screams the cop.
“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied!