BODILY FUNCTIONS….
July 19th, 2005
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily
functions.
One 70-year-old says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning
at seven and it takes me 20 minutes to pee.”
An 80-year-old says, “My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit
there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a
bowel movement.”
The 90-year-old says, “At seven I pee like a horse. At eight I crap
like a cow”
“So what’s your problem?” asked the others.
“I don’t wake up until nine.”