BABY TALK….
July 19th, 2005
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after
a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to
bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not
quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly,
“Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn’t
quite ready for bye-byes yet.”
The wife takes the hint and says, “OK, but I have to
use the bathroom first.”
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a
piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband
jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone “Oh my little
honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?”
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have
mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the
wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way
she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands
flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts “Clumsy bitch.”