AVOID SAYING THESE….
July 19th, 2005
If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to
avoid saying these:
“Sure you’ll get your figure back — we’ll just search 1985
where you left it.”
“How come you’re so much fatter than the other chicks in
Lamaze?”
“What’s the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely
you can handle a baby coming out.”
“Hey, when you’re finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?”
“Yo, Fatass! You’re blocking the TV!”
“Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Pamela Lee had
a baby!”
“I sure hope your thighs aren’t gonna stay that flabby forever!”
“Damn if you ain’t about five pounds away from a surprise visit
from that Richard Simmons fella.”
“Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that’s
gotta hurt.”
“Got milk?”
“Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.”