AUSSIE WANKERS….
July 19th, 2005
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine
why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft.
The study took two years and cost over $180,000. The results of
the study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis
is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more
pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct
their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that
the results of the US study were incorrect. After three years
of research and costs in excess of $250,000, they concluded
that the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft to
provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the German study were released, Australia
decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn’t trust
the US or German studies. So after nearly three weeks of
intensive research at a cost of around $75, the Aussie study
reached a conclusion.
They came to the final conclusion that the reason the head on
a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.