AL-QAIDA SUICIDE
July 19th, 2005
Why are the al-Qaida terrorists so quick to commit suicide?
Let’s see now:
- no pre-marital sex
- no oral sex, ever
- no booze
- no titty bars
- no Playboy channel
- no organized sports of any kind
- “Hooters! What is this ‘Hooters’ of which you speak!”
- fucking sand everywhere
- ever fish at an oasis?
- rags for clothes and hats
- eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with
your left
- constant wailing from the ass hole next door…no wait…is
that music?
- shit, can’t tell.
- barbecue cooked over camel dung
- their women have to wear baggy dresses and veil’s
- Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????????