AFRICAN ROULETTE….
July 19th, 2005
President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader.
They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received
from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
“The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport.
Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.”
President Clinton frowned. “Russian roulette’s not a friendly
nice game.” The African leader smiled. “That’s why we developed
African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our
country, you’ll have to play. I’ll show you how.” He pushed a
buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women
were ushered in. “You can choose any one of those women to give
you oral sex,” he told Clinton. This gained Clinton’s immediate
attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought
occurred to him. “How on earth is this related to Russian
roulette?” The African leader said “One of them is a cannibal.”