A REALLY BAD JOKE….
July 19th, 2005
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working
there.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite
besotted with Clearly and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn’t do anything with Clearly
whilst he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was
nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with
Clearly.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn’t bring himself to
do it.
Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped
and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing…
(Get ready …) and page down
…. “I can see Clearly now. Lorraine has gone.”