4 KINDS OF SEX….
July 19th, 2005
HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the
house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just
have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you
just pass each other in the hall and say, “FUCK YOU”
COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce
court in front of lots of people for every penny you’ve got.