20things to make u look like a retarded idio
July 19th, 2005
Read all of these. they are funny
1-Run around in a grocrey store hugging and stroking things that most people find revoulting. Maxi Pads,Sardines. etc
2- Wear a helmet and start running into walls, then fall over like your hurt and get back up and do it again.
3-Wear a white sweatshirt and have a friend tie the sleeves behind your back and run through public place yelling “I finally got out. Those bastards were starting to annoy me!!!”
4- Bring a sex doll everywhere you go hugging it and calling it mommy.
5- Go up to a stranger in a store and ask them embarrasingly if they will help you go to the bathroom.
6-Make “There coming to take me away haa haa!!” your theme song and humm it redundantly.
7-Go to the deli and buy a salami and put it in your pants. (if your a girl)
8-Smear chochlate,peanut butter honey, etc all over your face and clothes and strut.
9- Walk into a store naked and yell “Forgot those Damn clothes again!!!Shit!! cops!!!” and run.
10-Walk upto someone stare at them and tell them your not wearing underwear.
11-Walk upto a fat guy and ask him if he wants to buy a ho-ho or ding dong and un-buttom your shirt.
12-Walk into a place with lots of people and make noises like you are having sex.
13-Walk into a pet store and let the birds “Free.”
14-Walk around looking at a porno magazine and “accedently” run into people then have heartedly apologize without even looking up.
15- Roll up a peice of tissue so it looks like pot and smoke it in public and act stoned and ask the people if they wanna try.
16-Have a friend and yourself get into one shirt and say your siamese twins running into people and displays.
17-Causally drop ice down pants and shirts.
18-Give a bannana a blowjob in front of strangers.
19-Walk upto people and ask people if they think you are extremly sexy while spitting all over them.
20-Go into an antique store and put oil all over the glass things so when people pick them up………