20 Things To Do At Target
July 19th, 2005
1.Buy the most expensive thing in the store, and no matter what it is, return it the next day saying it didn’t fit right.
2.Make a chain of rope lights that connects all the aisles
3.In the furniture section, set up your own room
4.Ask for the manager everytime a worker goes by, then walk away while they go to get the manager
5.Test things for durability by hitting random people over the head with them.
6.Ask people that obviously don’t work there if they work there
7.Pretend to be a member of the FBI and call a Heat 7 Alert
8.Strap a fake bomb to your chest and threaten to blow yourself up if they don’t tell you where the potty is.
9.Repeat 8 asking for your mother instead
10.Run down the aisles screaming whee when a cart passes
11.On a sunny day run in soaking wet screamind tornadoe at the top of your lungs
12.Pass gas and ‘die’
13.Walk up to random people and ask if they’ve seen a little pink pill carrying a bottle of poodles
14.Whistle the word whistle
15.Poke everybody you pass
16. Get a walkie talkie and run around the store whispering into it
17.See how many people will play hide-and-seek with you
18.Every 5 minutes ask the same person where the toilet is.
19.Play cowboys and indians with complete strangers, don’t let them know they are playing
20.Bring your best friend in on a leash and ask where the dog food is.