20 Things That You Can Do To Annoy People
July 19th, 2005
1. Instead of saying everything sing it.
2. Protest that you won’t eat unless you have chopsticks.
3.Break up with your bf/gf for some stupid reason like “yu don’t like monkeys”.
4. Make funny sucking noises while your friend is trying to do somthing important.
5. Dye your hair bright red (LiKe Me!)
6. Scream random words
7. Choose one word to say all day.
8. Go around singing the Oscar Mayer Wiener song.
9. Sniff everything.
10. Lick everything.
11. Refer to everyone as ” my little pizza puffle.”
12. Hug everyone (including strangers).
13. Go on funnyjunk.com, memorize the weeeeee song and sing it constantly.
14. Go around in an annoying voice saying ” I love Poo Poo.”
15. Complain to your teachers that Pig Latin should qualify as a forign launguage.
16. Babble constantly and say it’s your mew alien launguage.
17. Ask random people “who’s your daddy?”
18. Return calls at 3 am.
19. If someone trys to talk to you tell them ” I am not here right now leave a message after the beep” beep insanly for 5 minutes, then say ” this message will now self distruct.” and run around in circles.
20. Send this to everyone you know.