20 crazy things that WILL get tons of laffs
July 19th, 2005
1. Hang a mirror on a wall and film yourself looking in it. If people ask, say youre making a documentary on the people from the other side of the mirror.
2. Dress up as a hippie and tell people that youre Jimi Hendrix back from the dead.
3. Sell marshmallow and cheese sandwiches.
4. Write a letter/e-mail to to the Skippy peanut butter factory threatening to sue because their product got stuck to the roof of your mouth and you can’t get it off.
5. Call someone’s house every day pretending to be their husband/wife that they married while drunk in Las Vegas.
6. Walk into a restaurant with a cat saying you brought it just in case it wasn’t on the menu.
7. Roll around on someone’s front lawn fighting a stuffed animal and lose.
8. Run down the street screaming”IM BLIND!! IM BLIND!!” and run straight into a wall/car/person and dont get up.
9. Go to McDonald’s and shove exactly four french fries up your nose. Then, go up to the counter claiming the food has caused a strange growth on your face.
10. Sit down in the middle of the street on a beach chair, wearing just a bathing suit and sunglasses, claiming you need to work on your tan.
11. (This requires 2 people) One of you dress up in a gorilla suit and start chasing the other person down the middle of the street. Catch them, tackle them to the ground, and hogtie them. Then, remove the gorilla mask and scream “I AM THE VICTOR!!!”
12. Record a CD consisting entirely of cheap iMovie sound effects. Pass them out to random people saying its a previously unreleased Beatles album.
13. Go to a Taco Bell and order 2 Big Macs, 1 Whopper Jr., 4 Classic Doubles, one order of the Colonel’s chicken strips, a large coffee, and 17 pancakes.
14. Go to the nearest American city claiming to be a Romanian tourist. Then, go up to a random person and ask for directions to Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa. When they say none of them are in America, get mad and say “Well this country sucks!!”
15. Pretend to be a caricature artist. When people stop and ask for a caricature, just draw a stick figure holding a poorly drawn gun to its head. Then charge $27 for it.
16. Run around poking everyone you see in the stomach and say “Tummypoke!!” every time you do it.
17. Bring lots and lots and lots of fruits and a golf club to the park and proceed to smash every single one of the fruits. When people ask what you’re doing, take the fruit and stuff it down their shirt.
18. Go to the movies and when the lights dim, run up and down the aisles screaming that you’re afraid of the dark.
19. Go to and open mic night at a poetry club and start reading the lyrics to K@#*% by Korn. If you dont know the song, look up the lyrics and you’ll see why this is funny.
20. Throw nuts at people from a tree claiming that you’re a squirrel