10 ways to piss people off at the movies
July 19th, 2005
10. Bring a laser pointer
9. Go to a movie you’ve already seen and blow the ending for everyone.
8. Pretend to be on your cell phone with your boss/parents and start screaming into it.
7. Sit in the front row and throw gummy bears on the screen so they stick.
6. Poke the head of the person in front of you every 5 seconds.
5. Buy tons of popcorn and “spill” it all on the person in front of you “by accident”.
4. Just plain talk the whole damn time.
3. Start hitting on the person in the ticket booth.
2. Smuggle a radio into the movie and play it really loud.
1. and now…..the number one thing to do that will piss everyone off, scream advise to the characters on screen and criticize every bit of the movie. but, you must do this the WHOLE time.