Winning The Lottery
July 18th, 2005
A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!’
The husband says, ‘Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’
The wife yells back, ‘I couldn’t care less… just get the hell out!’