TIGHT PANTS….
July 18th, 2005
A man sitting in a bar next to a beautiful lady, who’s wearing
the tightest fitting pants he has ever seen. He keeps looking at
her with wide eyes, so she finally asks, What’s wrong?
He said, Lady, I hope you don’t mind my being too presumptuous,
but I was wondering, just how does a person get into a pair of
pants like that?
She looks at him, smiles, and says, You might start by buying me
a drink.