THE QUEEN & THE PRINCESS
July 18th, 2005
The Queen of England was visiting a hospital, when she stopped by one
of the beds to speak to the man lying there.
“What is wrong with you, sir?” she asks the man.
“I got a wart on my balls,” he replies to the Queen, much to the
astonishment of the nurses.
One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him. “You can’t say that
to the Queen!” the nurse snaps angrily at him.
“Well what should I have said then?” asks the man.
“Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your
arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but ‘I have a wart on my
balls’!” screams the nurse.
Two months later, Princess Margaret is visiting the same
hospital, and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same
man in it.
“What is wrong with you, sir?” asks the princess.
“Um, I have a bruise on my back,” answers the man.
“Oh,” the princess answers, “I’m so glad to hear that your balls
are better…I’ll tell the Queen.”