THE DEAD CAT TEST….
July 18th, 2005
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him
if it was dead or alive.
“Dead.” She was informed.
“How do you know?” she asked her pupil.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child
innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?” the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ and he
didn’t move.”