STUTTER….
July 18th, 2005
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says
that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans
stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny’s hand
shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” he says.
“Please explain, Johnny,” replies the teacher.
“Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the
verandah. The neighbors’ Great Dane came around the corner, and
my cat went “ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!”, and before
he could say “FUCK OFF!”, the dog ate him!”