ST. PETER’S GATE….
July 18th, 2005
Three men die and reach heaven´s door. There they meet St. Peter,
and St. Peter says: “Allright, guys, if you want to enter here, you
have to answer one question each to prove that you are real
Christians.” And so he asks the first one: “Who do you think,
wrote the five books of Moses?”
The man replies: “Yeah, that´s an easy one. That was Moses!”
St. Peter says: “Well done, you may enter. Enjoy yourself!”
Then he asks the second one:”Who do you think, was the first man
on earth?”
The man replies:”Gosh, that´s an easy one. That was Adam”
St Peter:”Yeah, you´re right, you may go in!”
Then he asks the third one:”What do you think, Mary thought, when
the Holy Spirit came over her and made her pregnant?”
The third man replies: “Oh, oh! That´s a hard one…”
St. Peter: “Yeah, you´re right! You may enter!”