NOTICE….
July 18th, 2005
We’ve been notified by Building Security
that there have been 4 suspected terrorists
working at our office. Three of the four have
been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin,
and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.
Security advised us that they could find
no one fitting the description of the fourth
cell member, Bin Workin, in the office. Police
are confident that anyone who looks like he’s
Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.