HOW OLD ARE THOSE BONES?….
July 18th, 2005
A tourist in a museum asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the
dinosaur bones are?”
The guard says, “Three million, four years, and six months old.”
The tourist says, “How do you know their age so precisely?”
The guard says, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years
old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years
ago.”