HIGHWAY PATROL….
July 18th, 2005
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen’s Ball.” He replied, “Highway patrolmen don’t have
balls.” There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back
on his motorcycle and left.