GOLF HANDICAP….
July 18th, 2005
Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman
runs across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coats
and another guy carrying a two buckets of sand are chasing her,
and a little old man is bringing up the rear. One of the golfers
grabs the old man and says, “What the hell is going on?”
The old guy says, “She’s a nymphomaniac from an asylum, she keeps
trying to escape, and us attendants are trying to catch her.”
The golfer says, “What about the guy with the buckets of sand?”
The old guy says, “That’s his handicap. He caught her last time.”