Employee and boss
July 18th, 2005
What`s the differences between the employee and his boss?
1. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
2. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.
3. When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
4. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
5. When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
6. When doing something without being told, you’re overstepping your authority.
7. When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.
8. When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.
9. When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.
10. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.
11. When you take a long time, you’re slow.
12. When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.
13. When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing.
14. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
15. When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.
16. When you have one too many drinks at a social, you’re a drunken bum.
17. When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
18. When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
19. When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
20. When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.