CHRISTMAS MAY BE LATE….
July 18th, 2005
A message from Santa:
Hello folks. I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be
a little late this year. See after checking all the boxes and
tallying them up, I found some problems with the results.
The first result showed: 428,534,120 Good 428,523,119 Bad
The second result showed: 428,534,118 Good 428,523,121 Bad
So you see, I can’t, with good faith, go out and deliver presents
while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny was
good for once, then again, maybe not.
So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. To help
do a recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5pm on the 24th
of December, but there is a possibility that it might take longer.
You see the tally cards were not quite clear to me, although I made
them my-self, I forgot what they meant.
You know, Good…and Bad??? And the check marks I used were not all
the same, some went left, some right, some were just a mark. some
went through both boxes, and some didn’t even have much of a mark
on them. I leave it up to them to decide what I meant.
So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents
under your tree, at least you can tell the kids the story.
Thank you for your patience and understanding in these times.
HO HO HO