CHRISTMAS DREAMS….
July 18th, 2005
A man and wife wake up one morning shortly before Christmas. The
woman says “Wow! I just had the most incredible dream. I dreamt
of a huge christmas tree, but instead of the usual decorations,
it was all hung with penises. Big penises, small penises, pink
penises, black penises… but right on top was the most perfect
penis I have ever seen!”
“Let me guess,” Says the husband, “That penis on top was mine, right?”
“No, it wasn’t. I’m not sure whose it was, but it sure wasn’t yours!”
“Well, I had an incredible dream last night, too.” Said the husband.
“I dreamt of a huge Christmas tree as well, but instead of the usual
decorations, it was covered in pussies! Big pussies, small pussies,
pink pussies, Asian pussies, red pussies… but on top was the most
perfect pussy I have ever seen!”
“And that pussy was mine, right?” Asked the wife
“No, yours was holding up the tree!”